Can I check my e-meow?
Breakfast at 5am…must be a #reallife thing #brightside #lovemyjob #dontmind
do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
I will use this post to explain tumblr
"AND LIKE A NICE LESBIAN COUPLE MOVED IN AFTER THREE MONTHS"
This. My dad once told me a story about when he was younger and he was on his own and feeling very lonely and just living his life…and then one day he ran into a friend who invited him to a party…he met a girl there…and his life was never the same.